Britney Spears’ masterplan is working

At an emergency hearing this week, Commissioner Scott Gordon ordered that Britney Spears won’t be allowed to drive with her children in the car anymore. After running a red light last week while driving with her children and the court appointed monitor, Kevin Federline’s lawyers set an emergency hearing which resulted in the new Britney ban. It looks like Britney’s master plan to avoid having any responsibility for her children altogether is working.

Victoria (Beckham’s) Secret

Victoria Beckham performed at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, with the rest of the spice rack as her backup. This was the first live performance of the newly reunited Spice Girls — although I suppose that they’re banking on Victoria’s “popularity” now (if popularity means being vaguely associated with crazy Tom Cruise and his poor brainwashed beard, Katie Holmes). I’m pretty sure that Victoria’s Secret only asked her to perform because her name happens to be Victoria. It’s pretty hard to find people with that name nowadays. I mean, I honestly can’t think of any other reason that they would choose a has-been pop star who can’t sing to pose and frown at people who really only want to see whether or not Heidi Klum actually has nipples.

Britney Spears, driver license

Britney Spears is having a really great month for driving. According to TMZ, she drove over yet another photographer’s foot at the Four Seasons in Beverley Hills.
“The paps refused to move, despite several warnings and documented footage of how Britney rolls. Moments later, Brit shockingly rolled her new wheels over a guy’s foot.”
Okay, so according to the information that we’ve been given on Britney Spears recently, including the fact that she runs red lights with children in the car, has narcolepsy, is basically an alcoholic, and uses her cell phone while driving…why hasn’t her license been taken away? Seriously, I think that the police out there use her as entertainment. They totally have bets going about whether she’ll kill a pedestrian or a photographer first. Me? I’m just entertained by the things she wears and the fact that she feels the need to do shit to her face. Check out the lips.