11 nov 2007

Britney Spears runs a red light

It’s almost a joke, how bad of a mother Britney Spears is. The other night, while driving with her children and the court-appointed monitor in the car, Spears attempted to use her cell phone. In the process of either calling or texting someone, Spears drove through a red light, narrowly escaping a crash. According to TMZ:
The Popwreck approached the light slowly on Coldwater Canyon. You then see Britney raise her cellphone to her face. It is unclear if she’s texting or making a call. She then drives into the intersection as someone outside the car screams, “Red light, red light!” Britney then turns left onto Mulholland Drive, managing to miss oncoming traffic.
It seems as though Britney is quite desperately trying to get rid of her children all together. She’s practically begging to have them taken away. The next thing we know, she’ll have “accidentally” left them locked in a Wal-Mart bathroom overnight, before going to the airport to fly to another country. Someone, please, save these children!

Claudia Schiffer gets even hotter

Claudia Schiffer stepped out of retirement to be photographed for the Chanel campaign by Karl Lagerfield in St. Tropez, France. Wearing a thong and a sheer dress, Schiffer looks amazingly much like she did ten years ago…while her ex, David Copperfield, looks older and creepier by the day. Do we need any more evidence that women age better than men?

Claudia Schiffer gets even hotter

Claudia Schiffer stepped out of retirement to be photographed for the Chanel campaign by Karl Lagerfield in St. Tropez, France. Wearing a thong and a sheer dress, Schiffer looks amazingly much like she did ten years ago…while her ex, David Copperfield, looks older and creepier by the day. Do we need any more evidence that women age better than men?

Halle Berry ’s BAFTA

While most women try to hide their post-pregnancy weight, the beauty gods have once again shone down on Halle Berry because apparently all her weight went straight to her boobs based on the grand view she gave the audience at the BAFTA Awards the other night. They’re so enormous that it seems like a physical impossibility that her dress is actually holding them in.

Rhianna and a random girl

Who knows when these pictures of Rhianna grabbing another girl’s boobs came out, but quite honestly I think that even if they’re from after she met Josh Hartnett he wouldn’t mind all that much. It’s funny, this sort of echoes how Rhianna likes to try to be a grown-up by saying things about Hartnett being “lovely” and then calling him “so hot” five seconds later. What do we gather from this? That she’s still a teenager…albeit a really gorgeous, famous one.