Britney Spears runs a red light

It’s almost a joke, how bad of a mother Britney Spears is. The other night, while driving with her children and the court-appointed monitor in the car, Spears attempted to use her cell phone. In the process of either calling or texting someone, Spears drove through a red light, narrowly escaping a crash. According to TMZ:
The Popwreck approached the light slowly on Coldwater Canyon. You then see Britney raise her cellphone to her face. It is unclear if she’s texting or making a call. She then drives into the intersection as someone outside the car screams, “Red light, red light!” Britney then turns left onto Mulholland Drive, managing to miss oncoming traffic.
It seems as though Britney is quite desperately trying to get rid of her children all together. She’s practically begging to have them taken away. The next thing we know, she’ll have “accidentally” left them locked in a Wal-Mart bathroom overnight, before going to the airport to fly to another country. Someone, please, save these children!